The last bit of useful advice and silly pictures
Did you know that the best English countryside is to be found in Wales?
(Young-ish ladies demonstrating the irresistible power of Chris & Morris's jokes)
As for Scottish countryside ...... well, it's in Canada of course!
Puncture-proof tyres aren't! (& puncture resistant tyres aren't very)
Photo of Morris displaying the "hoole in 'is ass"
Having fun with the Right Honourable Lady Mayor !
(how naughty we cyclists are)
Whatever you do, never ever even think about laughing at a Scotsman in a kilt
Dogs demonstrating the effectiveness of the FCA Teddy-Bear-Sacrificial-Decoy nearly used by End to End cyclists when escaping ferocious dogs
And finally:
Keep going .... everything has an end
(eg Lands End or John O'Groats)